Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...