The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...