Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...