A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...