This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...