Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...