Golfing
A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...