George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...