Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...