Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...