No exit
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...