Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!