Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...