Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...