Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...