How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
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Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
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Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...