3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
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