Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...