cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...