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The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
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What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
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Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...