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Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...