Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...