The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...