A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Casey and Riley
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Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!