Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...