Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...