Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...