Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...