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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
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A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
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I was pushing it
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Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.