Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...