Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...