No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...