What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...