yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
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God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...