your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
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It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
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A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Scale A Fence
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Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
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ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Never hear a man say
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A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
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