Golfing
A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...