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Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Hard Transplant
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Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...