Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...