I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...