The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...