Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...