Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...