Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...