Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.