Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...