Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...