Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...