If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...