A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...