Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...