One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...